Well, you know the Mission…. But no really this movie is the most misogynistic shit ever.

(Source: butts-and-ass)

I need to just start showing this to people here in Texas when they ask me what Marin is like…. are these folks serious?

oldnatkingcoletrickle:

San Francisco Is Awesome

33 MUNI Bus, 10:45 PM

sea-froth:

homeless man: (while ripping petals off of several flowers from a wilted bouquet he is carrying and stuffing them in his nostrils) these flowers smell GOOD.
me:….
homeless man: THEY SMELL SO GOOD.
me:….
homeless man: (after proceeding to rip off several more petals and put them in his mouth, chewing on petals for several moments, and finally stuffing the entire bouquet into his mouth and gnawing energetically) these flowers… these flowers. they smell good.
me: how do they taste?
homeless man: LIKE BEES. THEY TASTE LIKE BEES.
me: that sounds unpleasant.
homeless man: (while spitting petals into his lap sadly) it is.

I miss riding MUNI for things like this.

(Source: cuteshitallthetime)

(Source: dontbcruel)

I REALLY HOPE I MAKE IT INTO SF FOR KURT VILE & THE VIOLATORS TOMORROW AT 2PM.  I AM SO EXCITED TO BE AT HARDLY STRICTLY BLUEGRASS AGAIN THIS YEAR.

I MISS ESS EFF

(Source: satans-testicle)

(Source: phillipelliott)

We stole countries with the cunning use of flags.
— Eddie Izzard | Dress to Kill

Thank you internet friend for reminding me that 2am is literally the greatest song in the world for me.